Opal - Scorpio

I'm Megan, a dog groomer and a tumblr addict.

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

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shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

image

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umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

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2-spook:

Just in case

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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vanillish:

*does the nicki Minaj anaconda pose on McDonald’s counter*

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danthemedicman:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

Game changer 😂😂😂

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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